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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 50,858 notes

snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 240,506 notes

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 511 notes

winterelf86:

spottytonguedog:

osanzo:

so we’re all in mutual agreement that we basically witnessed captain hook and the beast killing mickey mouse right

If someone doesn’t draw this using the Disney characters I will be disappointed in this fandom.

*crying*

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Photo Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 439,398 notes

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

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Text Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 125,393 notes

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

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Video Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 632,244 notes

heyniicky:

shellyrose21:

Holy fucking shit. 😍

This is just perfect!

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Photo Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 586,230 notes

caelifornia:

favorite

caelifornia:

favorite

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Text Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 324,239 notes

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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Photo Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 17,481 notes


The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

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Photo Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 550,158 notes

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

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Photo Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 49,822 notes

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Text Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 668,438 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

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Video Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 143 notes

neverlandspirate:

Okay. I want honest opinions. What do we think?

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Photo Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 658 notes

stunningpicture:

My fiancee and I are circus artists. We visited Paris recently

stunningpicture:

My fiancee and I are circus artists. We visited Paris recently

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Text Post Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 231,560 notes

frosted:

thisfeliciaday:

dutchster:

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

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Amazing

 

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